Shit Lock 

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

Shit Lock by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shit Lock 

For people who talk shit on the Internet because their keyboards are stuck on shit.

You should really put the shit lock off on you keyboard because you are talking bull!

Shit Lock by Acousticsman July 11, 2009

shit lock 

1. N: Feces in a series.
2. N: a person who is slowing you down when you have to shit really bad.
3. N: a man or women who enjoys a person deficating on their face.

1. after an hour serveral shit locks clogged my toilet.
2. Dude stop being such a shit lock and let me go to the bathroom.
3. Darrin you sick shit lock get away from me i will not deficate on your face!

shit lock by Paulio & chris December 23, 2003

shit lock 

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

shit lock by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

shit on lock 

Having control of the situation. Being the best at somthing. Not worried about somthing.

Brad: "How are you doing in that poker tournament?"
MikeRizz: "I got that shit on lock."

shit on lock by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008

shit thread lock and b& 

The appropriate response to a forum/message board topic thread that is of no use to anything. It consists of no content worthy of reading, teal deers, and self pictures that make you want to throw acid in your eyes. Also, in general the OP is a giant faggot.

OP: "Hey guiz, post what Urban Dictionary Says about your name! Come on, it will be fun!"
Response: "Shit thread lock and b&"

shit thread lock and b& by David D Davidson Jr. July 15, 2010

I keep my shit on lock 

Being loyal to one person.

You're wasting your time trying to hit on me, I keep my shit on lock

I keep my shit on lock by Calyforniadreamin January 11, 2018