Shit's Hard 

Sometimes the only thing you can say to a friend who is getting their ass handed to them by life.

"Hey, how you doing?"
"Not great. I've had three colds this month, I'm broke, I'm not getting laid, I've gained thirty pounds, and the whole world is falling apart."
"Yeah... shit's hard, man."

Shit's Hard by Little Walnut October 3, 2017

It's hard to give a shit when you don't. 

When thou does not give a single fucketh about your opinion.

Nick Valenzuela has stated it's hard to give a shit when you don't.

It's hard to give a shit when you don't. by NickolesValenzuela March 23, 2022

shit shard 

Fragments of a really hard turd that linger in the body after the primary concrete turd has been passed

Man i shit a concrete turd but it left shit shards in my ass for later

shit shard by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

shit shard 

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

shit shard by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004