A shit bag is a person like bill clinton and somelians and people who don't work for a living. Get off your fuckin asses and stop taking our fucking tax money. we bust our butts to give useless people our tax money. It needs to end and to end it is get up and find a job.
by enemies March 3, 2005
by D_sanchez51 July 5, 2010
A bag full of the shits, usually put on a porch and set on fire before ringing the bell and running away.
by HDR February 5, 2004
Def 1. When you find yourself in a bad predicament.
Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.
Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself
Def 2. When you get hit in the face by a big bag of shit.
Def 3. When your so shitfaced, you shit yourself
Sentence 1: (Nick): We have our biochem test tuesday.
(Dave): Shit bagged.
Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.
Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.
(Dave): Shit bagged.
Sentence 2: That nig shit bagged me.
Sentence 3: I drank too much last night, I even shit bagged my pants.
by Shit bagged March 28, 2010
A bag full of shit that maranates in the sun for hours and hours waiting for someone to throw it at another stupid human being.
by Stoner from Hell March 13, 2005
A shit talker, douche bag, rat fuck soldier in the Army National Guard. Who thinks he is the most high speed troop in the whole theater of operation. Just because he plays call of duty 4 and reads every military storybook amazon has available. Some one who fakes in order to get a purple heart, CAB ( combat action badge ), Bronze star or army comendation medal.
Did gunner realy earn that CAB? No bro he cut holes in his canopy cover, he was never shot at what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
Hey did Dever realy earn that purple heart? No Bro he just snivled about a scratch he got gettin out of the truck, what a shit bag!
by The Prospect May 4, 2008
Unsuspectingly dipping your balls in a over filled shitty water toilet bowl when in a rush to sit down to relieve yourself
phil ran to a non working bathroom with no lights and sat down to take a shit. When he sat down he realized that he had just gotten shit bagged
by nixon4s August 6, 2013