Noun: (in the Marine Corps) an individual who is purposefuly so close to the minimum standards that he is perceived to be out of regs, or an individual who is actually out of regs (on purpose) but is able to get away with or hide it. This is to include haircuts, pft/cft scores, uniform regulations and more.
SSgt blasted that LCpl for the 'mop on his head'. He must be what you call a professional shit-bag.
by Termin@l L@nce September 28, 2013
Get the Professional Shit-bag mug.
this is when two people it dosent matter the gender.takes their ass and puts it up against the other persons ass.then one of them starts to shit.and shits into the other persons ass.and they keep shitting back and forth in and out each others ass's
last night i could barley do the dual shit bag with my wife.because my shit was so large.
by youg bovice(shaded thoughts) February 24, 2009
Get the the dual shit bag mug.
When the president of the United States runs our country into the ground!! George Bush is the first example!!
That SHIT BAG BUSH!! I AM SO HAPPY HE IS OUT OF OFFICE!! 2ND TIME IN THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE...THANKS ALOT!!
by unemplymnt line again February 6, 2009
Get the Shit bag BUSH!! mug.
When someone does something so terrible wrong that some might think they have autism.
Oh my he blew the game, what a shit bag titty fucker
by Lord Fucktard III November 10, 2018
Get the Shit Bag Titty Fucker mug.
1:To be all the shit and a bag of chips, you must be better than the best, the shit, all that

2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto

1:woah, that car is all the shit and a bag of chips!

2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
by GHtool July 18, 2006
Get the all the shit and a bag of chips mug.
"Shit in a hand bag" is an expression used when something unexpected happens.
Much like finding a turd inside of a pocketbook this event is of a great surprise to you.
"Shit in a hand bag! I've lost my keys again!!! Shit in a hand bag!"
by Haroldhrmph June 25, 2014
Get the shit in a hand bag mug.