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One who dresses up as a ninja by folding a t-shirt about their head in a specific manner. A faux or immitation ninja.(Usualy used by Pirates to spy on Ninja.)
Arg! Ye can hardly tell that yer nothing but a T-shirt ninja! You'll fool them for sure, ya scurvy dog!
by David Burtch May 22, 2006
Get the t-shirt ninja mug.Someone who sits in a public toilet taking a shit as silently as possible, not moving around or making any noise, with the intent of catching someone doing something embarrassing thinking they are not there.
It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
It is usually a good idea to duck down and check for shit ninjas before you do something that would otherwise be considered embarrassing.
Joe: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)
Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)
Joe: FUCK, that slutty little bitch was SO motherfucking hot! But too bad she's only twelve years old! *slams wall with fist*
*sound of rustling toilet paper*
Joe thinks: (Oh god, it's a shit ninja)
Mike: *walks into bathroom, thinking nobody is in there*
Mike: I gotta take a massive fucking dump! *FAAAAAART*
*sound of someone shifting around on a toilet seat cover*
Mike thinks: (fuck, not another shit ninja)
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Get the shit ninja mug.The art of taking a shit or farting without your boyfriend, husband or roomates knowing you did so. Only females can be shit ninjas
by anthony calloway February 17, 2008
Get the shit ninja mug.The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.
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