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Ryan and Shane’s Bridge

Ryan and Shane’s bridge is a so called haunted bridge. It is haunted by the spirit Steve or ‘Goatman’ but since Shane challenged Goatman and Goatman failed it is now property of Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara
Ex: “Man, Ryan and Shane’s Bridge sure is creepy...”

“legend says it’s haunted by Goatman who is ruled by Shane and Ryan...”

“spooky”

Shine Spike 

In SSBM, when your opposing character is off the stage and you jump off the stage and spike him by using fox's reflector ensuring an even more difficult recovery.
God why do you have to be so cheap? Fucking shine spike.
Shine Spike by Diego Parra June 11, 2006

Shine Swoop 

The act of cutting across multiple lanes of traffic with no turn signal. Usually done from the far left lane of a highway straight onto an exit ramp.
Driver : "WTF that guy cut me off and crossed 3 lanes of traffic."

Passenger : "Ahha the old shine swoop."
Shine Swoop by Le Monster March 2, 2009

Spine surgeon's daughter 

Background: You hate your boss. He is a spine surgeon. He has a putrid daughter who happens to be home for Christmas. You've had a particularly bad week. You want vengeance.

"Spine surgeon's daughter" is exacting said vengeance through the following elaborate well-orchestrated plot:
1. Seduce the vile vixen.
2. Defile her in a very uncomfotable place, like the back of a Volkswagon. Bareback that shit.
3. After blowing your load in her steaming cunt, grab a wet handful of spent love in your dominant hand.
4. Immediately drive to the spine surgeon's house, keeping your hand in a tight cup to maximize fluid rentention. Avoid bumpy roads and speedbumps. Use alternate route if needed.
5. Ring doorbell with non-dominant hand. Assume 70-30 fighting stance.
6. When unsuspecting asshole boss opens the door, deliver combo of your spooge and his daughter's lovejuice with full force across his cherubic face. Tell him, "(Daughter's name) says 'Hi!'"
7 (optional). As he lies quivering in his festering pile of lost innocence, drop his daughter's ripped size 14 panties on his bloated convulsing frame.

8. Walk away triumphantly into the night.

Also applicable in the following contexts:
Managing partner's daughter
President's daughter
Vice-president's daughter
Senator's daughter
Director's daughter
Owner's daughter
Coach's daughter (very risky)
The Chelsea or The Jenna (beware of secret service)
Why don't you just Spiderman her?" "No fucking way. He's getting the 'spine surgeon's daughter.'

shine status 

When someone ignores you
Mike pissed me off, so now I have him on shine status.
shine status by Stevawcox February 5, 2017

you can't shine shit

The subject of conversation, is in such dire condition that any attempt to fix it is futile. A variation of the expression you can't polish a turd.
delusional mayor: The Chamber of Commerce and I will revitalize downtown Hazleton.

honest person: You can't shine shit, Mr. Mayor!