1.Makes sounds on his bass that make my insides jiggle like jello…aw yeah!!
2.Looks at times like the quintessential demon of Christian lore yet posses a compelling beauty 3.Looks like a bad boy but sounds like an angel
4.Definitely the most intriguing member of SOAD
5.Did I mention he plays the sexiest musical instrument in the sexiest band on the planet!!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'