Shatner

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit. May or may not involve a toilet.

Bill phones Leonard:
Leonard: Hello
Bill: What's up?
Leonard: I'll have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a Shatner.

Bill: Enough said. Enjoy!

by Admiral6996 March 31, 2014

The Shatners

The Shatners, also known as Shatner Syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom to obscurity, alcoholism, and at times insanity. The term references William Shatner and his post-Star Trek career.

David Hasselhoff still struggles with the Shatners on a daily basis.

by aexmcl October 9, 2009

shatner

to literally shit inside a woman

shatner?
i never even touched her

by puppet April 2, 2005

shatner

Term used in the acting community to describe a bad performance or delivery. aka. When your acting is metaphorically equivalent to a steaming pile of shit.

"John Travolta took a long hard Shatner throughout the entire duration of Battlefield Earth"

by Kris Perry March 27, 2007

shatner

verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).

"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".

by Galidia February 27, 2011

Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants

Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done

by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009

Shatner

taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner

person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner

by jorgie LIONHEART August 20, 2009