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Sharknado 

the highest quality movie ever produced and should have won a golden globe.
guy-have you watched sharknado
girl-yes that must have been so expensive to make
Sharknado by kjapa May 29, 2019

Sharknado 

A hell-storm of swirling winds and killer sharks capable of leveling small towns and turning mediocre B-list celebrities into has-been D-listers.
"What happened to Jim?"
"Oh, he had his shit ruined by that goddamn sharknado. His bloody corpse is over there behind the flipped over taxi cab."
Sharknado by Isaystomabel August 25, 2013
An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.
After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.
Shartnado by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

Sharknado 

A "sharknado" derives from a combination of both the words "shark" and "tornado". It is exactly that: a shark tornado.
Did you hear? Cory just witnessed a sharknado.

Sharknado Shot 

Inspired by the epic film Sharknado, this shot is made of Malibu, Blue Curacao, and Grenadine.

Before shooting, one must chant "shark shark shark sharknado!", the theme song during the closing credits.
- "Can I order 3 sharknado shots please"
Sharknado Shot by Tags20 November 20, 2013
A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.
Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.
shartnado by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017