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chantilly high school 

a school in Fairfax County, VA that is full of drug dealer suspects.
The kids at Chantilly High School smell like drugs and disappointment.

Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?

chantilly high school 

a school for kids who think they’re the shit and claim they’re on probation 24/7. pretty much everywhere you go in this school smells like weed and you’ll find a drug dealer anywhere. there’s daily threats to shoot up the school from people who don’t even go here

Santilli'ed 

verb: to shit on someones chest

adj: to describe the feeling of utter embarrassment and humiliation
Wow man I just got a nuke in CoD, you got Santilli'ed
Santilli'ed by Im Cute69 April 17, 2011
adv. to do something in a crappy or shitty manor.
He shitilly did his homework
shitilly by yohan November 10, 2004

shartillary 

Rapid fire pebble dashing on the back of the toilet. Akin to artillery fire but from your ass.
I launched a major shartillary attack on the back of the porcelain just now. Annihilated the back of the pan.
shartillary by Biker1844 January 7, 2023