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A sex pie is a young lady who is delicious and tasty and made largely of sex. She has rosy strawberry cheeks, lucious cherry lips and deep blueberry eyes and I want to eat her buns.

A sex pie is what you call a sexy lady if you are cheesy.
"Who's my little sex pie?"
"Shut the fuck up Kevin. Dickhead."
Sex pie by Kevinsexpants March 26, 2010
Pie made of love, care, and poop sex.
The sex pie that was baked by grandma smelled of ass and tomato trees.
Sex Pie by Jenny Watson February 20, 2008
when you gather up a bunch of hookers and get random guys to have sex with them then while they are busy pour batter all over them then throw them in an oven and bake them then you take it out and feed it to your friends
on the phone
michael:hey ryan i just got done baking a sex pie wanna come over and eat it

ryan:i hope its asian flavor
sex pie by thepoopwizard March 16, 2010
Celebratory dessert eaten after a night of extraordinarily good sex.
After oral and some really hard fucking, we celebrated with sex pie.
Sex pie by EverybodyPanic October 28, 2020
It's when you are dry humping naked and your large bulbus of a penis is between her labia rubbing together and each member is donating a flavor whether it be sugar or spice. If you were to cum in this position (man) you would be cumming on her stomach or your own depending on top or bottom action.
Useing Noxema on the penis helps but can be painful.
Dave wanted to have sex but Ashli did not, so they comprimised into making a sex pie.
sex pie by DirtyDogWasher February 17, 2007
A person can also be referred to as a "Sex Pie" someone that looks "tasty" and you would like to "get some" from.
A term referring to what you would want to do with a particular attractive person.
"i'd tap that he is one fine sex-pie"
"you look so good i could eat you-hell of a sex pie"
"you are the definition of a sex pie"
sex pie by romyyyy January 15, 2008