robert pattinson's name according to IMDb twilighters.
he is a god among
men, and a god among vampires.
he's a
sex bomb, a
babe, beautiful, and glorious.
let's love and honor the beautiful RPatz.
Real entries from IMDb
(subject)Rob is such a
sex bomb that...
(entry)..He should totally drop his bomb on me, eh?
Dude, these would be like... the Twilight Version of Chuck Norris jokes.
Rob is such a
sex bomb, the
FBI is stalking him because if he went off, the US wouldn't be able to handle it.