robert pattinson's name according to IMDb twilighters.
he is a god among
men, and a god among
vampires.
he's a sex bomb, a babe, beautiful, and glorious.
let's love and
honor the beautiful RPatz.
Real entries from IMDb
(subject)Rob is such a sex bomb that...
(entry)..He should totally
drop his bomb on me, eh?
Dude, these would be like... the
Twilight Version of Chuck Norris
jokes.
Rob is such a sex bomb, the FBI is stalking him because if he went off, the US wouldn't be able to handle it.