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The Derp Way Of Saying Soon.
"The Stupid Way Of Saying Soon."
"I'm Getting A New Computer Sern."
"The Man Is Coming Over Sern."
"I'm Coming Over Sern."
Sern by ♥Snowy♥ May 24, 2016
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one familiar with the art of dry humping, also brandishing a ludacris ratty to the side of his left ear. a sern can usually be found loitering at the local mcdonalds asking for money for a 30 cent cone or "durrys" (ciggerettes). not the smartest or quickest mentaly at the best of times, a sern can usually be lured into a false sense of security with offerings of cheeseburgers,smokes, and pre pubesant pune.
dry humper
ben palmer
freak
dogger
face sniffer
one pube
playa
45 minutes!
sern
sern by simon lipscomb November 1, 2008
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Ern Sern 

An individual who is typically malnourished and as a result, raids the pantries of others.
That guy is such an Ern Sern! Every time he comes over, he eats all my food.
Ern Sern by wisduckson March 10, 2022

sernandoe 

A youtuber who makes thousands of dollars of of scumbaiting ten-year-olds on Youtube.
"Hey guys, Sernandoe just got GTA VI six years ear--"
"Jimmy, I told you before, and I told you again, stop going to scam sites"
sernandoe by This is a username. November 1, 2017

Sernando 

The name given to Spanish Footballers Fernando Torres and Sergio Ramos to celebrate their obvious union of true love and their soulmate status. Often described as a 'One True Pairing' (OTP) in most fan fictions and the most popular football 'bromance' alive today. Sernando is a joining of both players' names.
I can't wait for the Spanish National team call-ups. I need a Sernando fix.

Sernando are so cute together.
Sernando by La_Rojaista December 16, 2011

Sernandoe 

A person willing to lie, cheat, steal, or any other action that to gain an advantage and become rich as the people that support him get nothing.
A sernandoe has no right to be this bad to their supporters.
Sernandoe by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

carlota serna 

carlota serna is the best person in the world. she is the bestest friend anyone can ever have if your name is emily. carlota serna is the funniest person on earth and is always there when i need it. she has the best jokes in the world and can always rely on her to make you laugh. carlota serna is the prettiest girl and her red cheeks make her even cuter than she already is. if you have a carlota serna in your life you are the luckiest person on earth and should never let go of them.
do you know carlota serna?

oh the best person ever? yeah i do.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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