It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.
"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."
by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014
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by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019
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The act of defecating into a sock monkey and throwing it at a victim while screaming " Your are my monkey, bitch!" and followed by monkey noises.
Brad made me angry, so I grabbed my sock monkey, filled it with a deuce, and threw it at him. I schooled Brad in getting a Seattle Sock Monkey.
by Miles Long UpYours August 31, 2011
Get the Seattle Sock Monkey mug.Three days of nonstop rain in SoCal has taken away the smog and made everything green, so we're in Seattlefornia until it stops and everything returns to normal.
by boratfan1 November 19, 2011
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by gg200119 March 2, 2021
Get the Settlemoir mug.Seattlefornia is an idiot from California who moves to Seattle and expects all the horrible things of California to be in Seattle.
For Example He/She Might Expect:
A.) Air conditioning in unit/house
B.) Fast Food Restaurants on every block.
C.) Sunshine
D.) A Republican to win an election.
E.) Carl's Jr. on Capitol Hill
F.) ___________________ (insert a celebrity name here...cause that's all they care about.)
Also complains about the fact that roads in Seattle are not big enough, expects Washington to cut down all trees (which give the fresh air that California's move to Washington for...) and build roads to drive their gas guzzling chevy's or range rovers.
For Example He/She Might Expect:
A.) Air conditioning in unit/house
B.) Fast Food Restaurants on every block.
C.) Sunshine
D.) A Republican to win an election.
E.) Carl's Jr. on Capitol Hill
F.) ___________________ (insert a celebrity name here...cause that's all they care about.)
Also complains about the fact that roads in Seattle are not big enough, expects Washington to cut down all trees (which give the fresh air that California's move to Washington for...) and build roads to drive their gas guzzling chevy's or range rovers.
Jim from California: So, I love this unit...does it come with air conditioning?
Realtor from Seattle: No, we live in Seattle.
Jim from California: Well ( in whiny voice)...in California they have ___________________ (insert ten stupid things no one cares about and one celebrity ...)
Realtor from Seattle: Geez...your so Seattlefornia Jim.
Realtor from Seattle: No, we live in Seattle.
Jim from California: Well ( in whiny voice)...in California they have ___________________ (insert ten stupid things no one cares about and one celebrity ...)
Realtor from Seattle: Geez...your so Seattlefornia Jim.
by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016
Get the Seattlefornia mug.Also known as SCP-9092, he is a Euclid-Class anomaly who takes the form of a human skeleton. He is monitored by a mobile task force team located in Seattle, Washington. He is a very dangerous anomaly, looking at him will cause you to slowly melt and become a skeleton yourself, but dead. He is most active during the months of January-April, but will still be seen wandering around the outskirts of the city.
Did you see the SeattleBones anomaly wandering outside the woods?
I did! It was terrifying. He was eating my childhood crush…
I did! It was terrifying. He was eating my childhood crush…
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