Seat meat 

Another way of referring to the ass.

Honey, instead of the usual vaginal play this evening, I would like to break one off in your seat meat.

Seat meat by Clint Fu March 27, 2016

Seat Meat 

Having someone come along for a ride in order to use the carpool lane. Only for the purpose of getting to the destination faster, not companionship.

Yeah I had to get to school fast because I was late so I used John as seat meat.

Seat Meat by rockntubakid April 26, 2010

seat meat 

The flesh that gets trapped in gaps and holes in seats and pokes out. Especially with fat people and garden chairs

Look at that land whale her seat meat looks like you could cut it off and fry chips in it.

seat meat by whalesharkz December 5, 2013

Seat Meat 

The person or persons attached to your project of group assignment that provides absolutely no value to the activity other then keeping a seat at the table warm.

Person 1: "Maybe we should ask Jason to do that."
Person 2: "Don't waste your time. He is just seat meat."

Seat Meat by Man in the White Coat March 9, 2017

toilet seat meat 

The act of slapping your wet dick on the toilet seat while you shit

Oi! Come look at my toilet seat meat

toilet seat meat by Assassin4151 January 13, 2021

Meat Seat 

To have an unusally large ass, kind of like the side of beef Stallone punches in Rocky

Oh great, here comes meat seat

Meat Seat by Dexter Morgan October 28, 2008

Meat Seat 

A clan in the MMORPG Runescape centered around large penises and woodcutting.

Requirements:
8+ inches
99 woodcutting

Imper588: Hey mic, you heard about that cool clan "Meat Seat"?

Mic T: Ye m8, but I severely lack the penis length to join :(

Imper588: Same :(

Meat Seat by Poopstain687 June 16, 2011