verb
To seal the deal, when one shits oneself and to avoid any
unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps
the hand over the anus securing any feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how
hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal
the deal like!
Ah slapped mah hand oer mah arse an
carried aun wi mah spich!