verb
To seal the
deal, when
one shits oneself and to avoid any unnecessary embarrassment involved with their defecation escaping in public, clasps the hand over the
anus securing any feces into place.
Ah tull ye wha Rab, Ah wus guv'n a spich at
mah cusins weddin' tha other dae like an Ah shite masen on accoont a how hungover Ah wus.
Ah proper had tae seal the deal like!
Ah slapped
mah hand oer
mah arse an carried aun wi mah spich!