Brainless guy: “what’s a scrub daddy?” Me: “A sponge. With a smiley face.” Brainless guy: “🧽🙂” Me: “I guess so”
by I need help 2023 January 11, 2023

so my girl says she wants a 'scrub daddy' for christmas, am I in?
So my girl says she wants a "scrub me harder daddy" for christmas... do they even sell those?
So my girl says she wants a "scrub me harder daddy" for christmas... do they even sell those?
by vapenash420dankmemes July 14, 2017

When a man refuses to give you a rim job because of his scrub qualities such as not shaving for over 2 weeks or when they suffer from the addiction of keyboard cleaner.
by Kayylahbabe March 7, 2009

scrub scrub daddy 🧽🧽😩🍆
by poopdaddyz November 14, 2021

someone who acts out of the ordinary regularly. You may also call them a scrub but the daddy part is essential in a complete insult.
by Lmaoguju May 14, 2025

A true man and partner who provides for his mate through the labored love of cleaning. He isn't afraid to get on his knees and scrub between those tiles and has a collection of varied brushes for specific jobs. He will never argue over who's role or job it is to clean what in the house as long as it gets done, followed by getting you done. Scrub daddies can sometimes be born from traumatic military conditioning and/or narcissistic parents so take precautions. A healthy example of a Scrub Daddy is Danny Tanner from Full House.
by Macrameandcheese October 10, 2025
