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scotland

Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics.

Scotland has scenery?

by PancakeFeatures July 29, 2006

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The best thing to come out of Scotland?
The train to London.

Scotland is a tiny place where no man wantsa to go and most do whats right and leave. :D

aha.

by Claire Galvin May 05, 2007

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A country located above England, only on at atlas though.
Rains more than England, is colder than England which is saying something.
The people are a bunch of overpatriotic cunts.
Scotland isnt better at anything.
England is better at sports, 2006.. A certain team didn't even qualify, rugby world cup.
Food - wise England is better, once again, pretty pathetic. Haggis, and other such things. No thanks.
And then there's the whole thing of trying to pass off skirts are "kilts".

Pfft..Oh and then theres the mangled, twisted form of "English" that you try and speak.
It's not an accent, it's called not being able to speak properly.

england lost in the quarters in 2006 - Scot
Yeah but who didn't qualify - Englishman

Scotland is amazing at rugby england are fucking aweful - Scot

It's not a skirt it's a kilt - Scottish person

by YandG July 12, 2006

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Scotland

The biggest shithole of a country the world has ever seen. Literally contributes nothing to the UK and are all round shit at every sport. They disappoint with every child and cannot last one fucking beer.

Wales is so much better than Scotland

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A country full of people constantly thinking they're better as they are higher up, although they never seem to qualify for the world cup anymore.. And they are the ones who laugh at english for being bad...

Scotland can go to hell.

by Aidan... September 02, 2006

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a fucking dive of a place, inhabited by pasty ginger alcoholic bigoted racist smackhead cunts. the cancer on top of England

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It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
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It's coming
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Everyone seems to know the score
They've seen it all before
They just know
They're so sure
That England's Gonna throw it away
Gonna blow it away
But I know they can play
'Cause I remember...

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

scotland is full of fuckheads.
So many jokes, so many sneers
But all those oh-so-nears
Wear you down
Through the years
But I still see that tackle by Moore
And when Lineker scored
Bobby belting the ball
And Nobby Dancing

Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

(England have done it, in the last minute of extra time)
(What a save, good old England, England who couldn't play football, England have got it in the bag )
I know that was then
But it could be again

It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
(England have done it)

It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming home
It's coming
Football's coming home
Three Lions on a shirt
Jules Rimet still gleaming
Thirty years of hurt
Never stopped me dreaming

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