when a female is riding her man(preferably Scottish) she should be on top, being plowed within an inch of her life, when the woman flings both of her arms in the air, declaring in her loudest voice,"FOR SCOTLAND".
by TheBookHermit July 11, 2011
A country whose undeniably beautiful countryside is unfortunately tainted by some of it's inhabitants who are so insecure that they have to pathetically resort to saying they hate the English in every other sentence.
A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly.
A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart.
Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.
A Scot met in person will most likely be incredibly kind, helpful and friendly.
A Scot met on the internet will most likely be a mericilessly hostile self-righteous Anglophobe tosser with a chip on his shoulder after watch the butchering of History that is the film Bravehart.
Your average Scot with an internet connection has so much integrity they would rather see England lose than Scotland win.
Random Scot:
"The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom!"
"The only thing I know about England is that Scotland is better. Oh, and we beat them in some battle and shit. Freedom!"
by Toby2 February 10, 2008
Contrary to the racist remarks made by english football fanatics previous to this definition, Scotland is a vast and pleasant land, filled with wonderful scenery, friendly people, and many different cultures.
Though the few idiots that have posted before argue, our football teams are rubbish - And?
The world does not revolve around football, a country is great because of the people in it and the land it has, not a bunch of grown men kicking a ball up and down a field and bawling like wee bairns afterwards.
And we'd beat the english bastards anyday! ;)
Being born and bred in scotland, I wouldn't really know how it is for an outsider, but in my experiances, it's not as bad as people say. Take my latvian friend, she moved to my school several months ago, and is one of the most popular girls in school. She has a well paying job, the locals never say anything bad to her, and she never seems to suffer because of her origins.
Though the few idiots that have posted before argue, our football teams are rubbish - And?
The world does not revolve around football, a country is great because of the people in it and the land it has, not a bunch of grown men kicking a ball up and down a field and bawling like wee bairns afterwards.
And we'd beat the english bastards anyday! ;)
Being born and bred in scotland, I wouldn't really know how it is for an outsider, but in my experiances, it's not as bad as people say. Take my latvian friend, she moved to my school several months ago, and is one of the most popular girls in school. She has a well paying job, the locals never say anything bad to her, and she never seems to suffer because of her origins.
Don't label scotland as alchoholic ginger haired kilt wearing violent people, that's exactly like saying that all english have bad teeth and drink tea all the time, or that french wear berets, italian men all have moustaches and own restaraunts, or that Texans sleep with their animals.
Not nice is it?
Not nice is it?
by Saphs February 11, 2008
An area of largely uninhabitable wasteland to the north of England largely populated by alcoholic gingers.
Young Scotsmen are encouraged to travel to England at an early age to seek their fortune. They can be seen emerging from cardboard boxes at night in all large English cities in order to stumble around picking fights with buildings and asking passers by for money. The English have always described these human waste as beggars but recent research has shown that the money given to them represents around 40% of Scotlands GDP.
Many of the hundreds of Scots who can read and write are angry about having been butt-raped by the English for their oil but the English are now in the process of letting them mop up the last few drops that are left.
Scotsmen traditionally wear a kilt (from the Gaelic meaning "short skirt worn for easy access to the genitals by turd burglars") in order to signify to everyone that they have come out of the closet and are available to pack fudge at a moments notice.
The Scottish practice of playing the bagpipes (originally an English invention for the cleaning of drains) allows the average Scotsman to become competent at giving a blowjob whilst simultaneously giving a hand shandy to two others. A similar behaviour known as tossing the caber involves simulating gay sex with a well endowed man whilst other men in skirts watch.
Young Scotsmen are encouraged to travel to England at an early age to seek their fortune. They can be seen emerging from cardboard boxes at night in all large English cities in order to stumble around picking fights with buildings and asking passers by for money. The English have always described these human waste as beggars but recent research has shown that the money given to them represents around 40% of Scotlands GDP.
Many of the hundreds of Scots who can read and write are angry about having been butt-raped by the English for their oil but the English are now in the process of letting them mop up the last few drops that are left.
Scotsmen traditionally wear a kilt (from the Gaelic meaning "short skirt worn for easy access to the genitals by turd burglars") in order to signify to everyone that they have come out of the closet and are available to pack fudge at a moments notice.
The Scottish practice of playing the bagpipes (originally an English invention for the cleaning of drains) allows the average Scotsman to become competent at giving a blowjob whilst simultaneously giving a hand shandy to two others. A similar behaviour known as tossing the caber involves simulating gay sex with a well endowed man whilst other men in skirts watch.
by welding monkey June 5, 2011
by Andy MacFadyen January 21, 2004
Well, Well, Well,
Apparently English people are saying their the best and they're better than Scottish people. Get a grip! people who were defending Scotland had loads of examples about our superiority like our education system, inventiveness, landscape, food, language, accents, cultures, history plus the fact that we make up a supposedly UNITED kingdom and all the English people can say is: "A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of"
"Scotland is owned by England and they cant handle it"
"they never seem to qualify for the world cup"
"Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics"
"overpatriotic cunts"
"The scum of the fucking Earth!".
what kind of argument is that!? face it. we're better.
Apparently English people are saying their the best and they're better than Scottish people. Get a grip! people who were defending Scotland had loads of examples about our superiority like our education system, inventiveness, landscape, food, language, accents, cultures, history plus the fact that we make up a supposedly UNITED kingdom and all the English people can say is: "A country which all the people living there are over proud, when really there is nothing to be proud of"
"Scotland is owned by England and they cant handle it"
"they never seem to qualify for the world cup"
"Shithole country to the north of England full of haggis-eating, caber-tossing alcoholics"
"overpatriotic cunts"
"The scum of the fucking Earth!".
what kind of argument is that!? face it. we're better.
Now I’ve done my proper Scottish argument, here's a English style argument: "ENGLAND SUCKS FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!"
and that’s how we do it in Scotland!!
and that’s how we do it in Scotland!!
by specy-liam November 15, 2007
Gaelic name: Alba.
The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.
Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
The northernmost country of the United Kingdom. Reknowned for tartans/kilts(which men look stunning in!), lovely scenery(fields, mountains, etc.), many languages (Gàidhlig, Scots),
and much grief from the English.
Americans are known to settle there because of less expensive homes.
"Latha Math!" (Good day!)
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
"I'm sorry?"
"Nach eil Gàidhlig agaibh?" (You don't speak Gaelic?)
"I'm afraid that I don't understand you, ma'am... I thought you people spoke English."
"We do speak English... and Gaelic was our original language before the bloody English came in!"
by Lorelili March 4, 2005