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Scotch Egg

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.
"I scotch egged her"
by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012
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A Person or Object pertaining to be Scottish or to support Scotland while actually being a 'Useful Idiot' for any organisation that is seen to be overtly unionist or otherwise reprehensible, or in general a bigotted racist twat. (The Scotch Egg is not and never will be Scottish)
"See that Duke of Argyll, He's a fucking Scotch Egg and no mistake!" "That boy with the Rangers Tartan Kilt is a pure Scotch Egg" " See that twat with the tricolor shorts and his entire family dressed in celtic tops he's a fucking Scotch egg "
by Big Stewart January 7, 2019
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A food item consisting of scrambled eggs and sausage combined and formed into a ball. Then, the ball is deep-fried and served. In many places, including fairs and carnivals, it is served on a stick, or wrapped in a napkin. While it was originally an English food, it is enjoyed all over the world.
I had a Scotch Egg for breakfast this morning.
by Daniel R. L June 1, 2006
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The act of putting (preferably a ginger mans) ball in your anus.
Your may need some lube for Scotch egging.. depending on the size of you balls
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something sleazy and very dirty!!!
Can I lick your scotch egg?
by Sarah March 8, 2004
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A delicious (to some people) snack that consists of breadcrumbs around a sausage barrier, and in the centre is a boiled egg.
Person: have you tried a Scotch Egg before?

Other person: I have! It’s very nice!
by Nottellingyoumyname123 June 1, 2022
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A woman who begs for anal because she is crazy and/or constipated
Betty must be backed up because she wants me to give her a Scotch Egg
by TeaBagginsMcGee March 29, 2024
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