contrary to stereotypes, most scorpios aren't hardcore murderers that eat babies for breakfast. (most of us aren't, at least). scorpios are just regular people.
person: oh wow, that guy is so mean.. he must be a scorpio.
me: shut up, karen.
by lancemcclain August 15, 2017
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the crazy motherfucker from dirty harry. he's a fucking maniac but he knows how to kill. you dont want ot fuck with him less you want to get fucked up.
holy shit that scorpio is one crazy mother fucker
by aholman2 October 19, 2010
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imma do this abt the girls because boys are unpredictable. Scorpios are tough on the outside, but always have a soft side, and make sure you cherish every moment they are happy, because one wrong move and they could make you wonder what tomorrow may have looked like. they can be stubborn, and mainly the november scorps have a freaky side. they love protecting their friends, getting into heated arguments they know they are gonna win, and love being goofy and protected with/by their man. they don't often open up, and only tell their closest friends their secrets. you can tell them pretty much anything and will never tell anyone. (if they do then you know you ain't friends). if they smile at you, or "notice you" then you may be in for the win. when they have a crush they try to hide it as much as possible because they always get bullied about it. and their moods can change in half a second, so don't be judgmental of them, they have different feelings for everyone. and they enjoy wiping the toxic ppl out of their lives and can be heartless af doing it.
guy- 'hey you seen that new girl? she smiled and joked about with me, but 2 seconds later she got into this epic fight with the jocks'
girl- "so you were talking to one of the 'Scorpios' then"
by sunflower badass bleep March 3, 2021
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A Scorpio may seem scary at first but they actually aren't, They are born between October 23 to November 22 and are surprisingly a water sign and not a fire sign it's weird ik, some celebrities that are Scorpios are Drake, Katy Perry. Kendall Jenner, and others im too lazy to name any way they are the best zodiac sign and leo's are the worst sorry leo's you're just trash also Scorpios are the best in bed.
Guy one : of you can tell that she's a Scorpio cause of how good she is in bed
Guy two : yeah and cause shes super hot
by Literally fuck off :) May 20, 2021
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speaks his/her mind, sexy,mean,loving,badass,loyal,funny
these scorpios are mean a fuck
by lovingme100 August 4, 2015
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shady snakes who are generally named 'Michael'
and deserve nothing for the new year
"that scorpio is mad because he didn't deserve anything for 2019 in a horoscope post"
by clo-money-42069 December 24, 2018
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