scoring on your own net

To insert one or more of ones finger/s into ones anus.

1. Hey Brad, I heard you were scoring on your own net in the shower last night.

2. Brad just scored on his own net and now he needs to clean under his finger nails.

by high score April 23, 2008

score a dukie in da coldhouse

go to the bathroom desperately

Teacher, can I score a dukie in da coldhouse

by Zaahid April 2, 2007

he shoots! he scores!

Yet another Waynes World phrase.

He shoots! He scores! meaning victorious/successful.

"Would you like to talk?" - Wayne
"Sure." - Cassandra (who is a total babe)
"He shoots! He Scores!" - Wayne

by lucimie July 9, 2005

score & a 1/2

another word for awesome!!!

score and a 1/2! i aced this test!!!

by Ally BaBa August 12, 2005

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

You haven't scored until the knickers are off

You haven't scored until the knickers are off. Beware, Young Horndogs. Once in a while a girl will invite you up 'for a coffee' and you think you are in. Who knows why, there could be a hundred different reasons why, but she doesn't want you to stay the night. Defeat has snatched Vitory from your jaws. It happens, albeit rarely. Repent, reflect, get over it. If you call her again is up to you...

What the fuck. I met this chick on Saturday night and we got a taxi back to her place. After about a half an hour she said she was going to bed and that I should order a taxi home. I was gobsmacked. Just goes to show you: "you haven't scored until the knickers are off".

by The Bazman May 31, 2007

trying to make your snap score higher

this is when you use snap someone multiple times to get a higher snapchat score

ur trying to make your snap score higher

by cathy ozem February 17, 2020