scientology

Dangerous cult founded by Lafayette Ronald Hubbard when his shite attempts at science fiction epics failed to make him a zillionaire. Ropes people in by pretending to be a counselling service. Consists of an underclass of ordinary mortals who are charged through the soles of their boots for the chance to grab a hold of cheap electrical gizmos and read still cheaper sci-fi masquerading as a cross between psychiatry and cosmology, and an upper crust of celebrities like Tom Cruise and John Travolta who are treated with kid gloves for their PR value. Among its out groups are psychiatrists and doctors ... well, ya gadda keep the more honest competition away. Avoid if you wish to stay solvent, if you wish to stay sane, if you fancy enjoying some good old-fashioned noisy childbirth ... or if you fancy eating clams.

Scientology. Pulp science fiction's answer to the Mormon Church.

by Fearman November 4, 2007

scientology

1. A religion that dicks you out of your money and is overall very stupid.

2. A very stale internet meme. It was funny the first time when it was on South Park but when YTMND picked it up FIVE FUCKING MONTHS later and repeated the joke over and over and over and over it got completely stale. Ok. We get it. Xenu is a stupid story, blah blah blah. MOVE ON.

1. Guy 1: God Scientology is stupid.
Guy 2: I know.

2. Guy 1: OMG XENU LOLOLOLOLOL TOM CRUISE
Guy 2: You're a moron.

by Eric August 15, 2006

scientology

A religion that rich people/celebirties follow because they believe that it erases bad memories.

John Travolta, Tom Cruise, and others are in the Church of Scientology.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

scientology

A dumb religion where rich famous people go to, cause its "Cool"

"Tom Cruise believes in Scientology.

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

scientology

A dangerous cult that masquerades as a religion and exploits vulnerable people.

Loads of really cool celebrities like Tom Cruise are into Scientology

by John James John Smith March 16, 2008

scientology

people who try to either get your money or make you become very depressed, because thier personality tests always say that you are already manically depressed.

The world would be a better place without scientology.

by meesterbandleader October 15, 2003

scientology

A Satanic cult that makes you fat.

I think they're in cahoots with Jenny Craig.

by Jimmy Kimmel March 13, 2005