The company of The Great Masters of Pubic Science were founded by the two top managers, Freda Mason & Georgia Sofokleous. They're main work is to do anything that has stuff to do with pubescity and ask people about how hairy their "garden" is in their "magic kingdom" and also give awards to guys with the sexiest titties (who is now fired for a very important reason) and girls with the most penis-looking vaginas. Thanks to The Great Masters of Pubic Science, there are now special shampoos and conditioners specially made to keep your pubic hair healthy, damage-free and nice smelling, so your partner doesn't complain about your pubic hair smelling like your breath (in other words, like SHIT!). You can find our shampoos and conditioners anywhere in drugstores where they sell cocaine, roofies and flavored condoms. We hope you enjoy using our pubic cleaning products. Oh, and if you have the hairiest "garden" or the biggest guy nipples contact us. I'm not telling you how, just find a way. : Thank you.
Yesterday: I'VE JUST BEEN AWARDED THE KING OF SEXY TITTIES BY THE GREAT MASTERS OF PUBIC SCIENCE! :D
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
Today: Wtf?! I just got fired coz I showed my sexy titties to one of the managers and not the rest of the horny company. D:
by TheGreatMasterofPubicScience April 14, 2011
Person A: Hey, so what's your course? I'm a law major.
Person B: Oh, I'm doing ship science.
Person A: Ah yes, chad science.
Person B: Oh, I'm doing ship science.
Person A: Ah yes, chad science.
by KatyPewy February 12, 2022
WE HAVEN'T TALKED ABOUT SCIENCE YET. Science is my love, science is my life. A world without science is a world without love. Math has nothing on science.
Science. Science. Science. Science. Science.
by CoinDude3.0 September 28, 2022
The unbearable truth of reality and anything beyond. The meaning behind it changes as the human intellect discovers new meanings within the universe, but it will remain as the generic term "Science". Humans don't define "Science", it defines humans, and biology, and particles, and all and everything. Therefore the laws behind "Science" can be also understood as common sense.
A: "You peeled of a milky white substance, expect it to keep air in it and lift it up with a square attached to it, add some metal and a battery and expect it to tell you if water is going to fall from the sky in the next days? How is that making sense?"
B: "Science"
B: "Science"
by lunatic human August 3, 2021
Something scientists don't want anybody to question or think of as pseudoscience, they want people to take it seriously as nothing but facts and answers, nothing but nonfiction.
Scientists want to convince people that they and their science are more serious than you and everyone else, and that it's why you should take them seriously rather than question them when really they're among the least socially responsible people, always experimenting with people's lives the way they do with their lab animals.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
by CoolKid103012301031 June 20, 2023
the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation, experimentation, and the testing of theories against the evidence obtained.
by Scoreboard Sunday March 17, 2023