Schrödinger's shit

When you sit on the toilet not knowing if it's truly a shit, or just going to be a fart.

I spent too much time taking a Schrödinger's shit today... I could've been doing other things...

by Paper_man July 6, 2016

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023

Schrödinger's shit

When you flush the toilet with the lid down and walk away. The toilet is now clogged and unclogged until the act of observation.

Damn it, he left a Schrödinger's shit, I can't believe I have to plunge someone else's crap.

by Xesmuclaro January 15, 2022