School bus

1. Unmistakable vehicle of ominous size in which you are watched and monitored for the entire ride.

2. Cramped space that smells like shit where you are forced to be as a mode of transportation to hell.

3. Fastest and easiest way to lower self esteem and be judged, where you will find the crappiest way to die because of reckless half asleep bus drivers and idiots that should wear potential fire hazard signs! A fun educational experience that is always an hour or five late or early!
In the bus the boy threw a water bottle from across the bus at your head!

The windows were closed in late june!

You sat on the aisle, and got your stuff thrown out the window, he made you trip on the way out on purpose!

The school bus passed your stop and never turned back, the next day it was half an hour late and the last day it was so early it didn't come at all!
by Aislyn Demure April 06, 2011
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It is a yellow 2mg xanax stick that is time released.
Yo i was on a school bus yesterday i don't remember what happened

Can i take a ride on the school bus bro?

I don't remember cursing out my teacher... "Dude you popped 2 school buses before class"
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I saw that yellow bus that comes everyday to take me to hell. Its the School bus
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When a Asian woman has 2 or more dicks inside her.
Jackie Ming is such a whore when she got school bused those two guys last night.
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An advanced fisting technique where the fister fists the fistee's butthole and vagina in rapidly alternating succession
You must first master the shocker and the spocker before you even consider attempting the school bus.
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A sex position where you stick 1 finger in the front and 12 in the back
Hey I heard John did school bus with that fat chick
by Kinkis April 04, 2018
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