Mom: "Time to go to school!"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
Child: "Woohoo, my 30th day at prison!"
Mom: "That is correct!"
"Ready to shoot up this school?"
by Your local dumbass September 13, 2017
student: Are you going to school?
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
me: yeah, *sign. I want to die
student: go to hell!
me: We are already in hell
by smertieboi February 22, 2019
The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.
Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?
A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?
A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?
Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
by Handmethatslushieplz March 29, 2014
The worst 18 years to be alive as a human being. Teachers constantly shoving papers up your ass while teaching you pointless bullshit that you will never use in life, while calling it education. If you go to the principal's office, prepare your ears and ass.
1.) School sucks.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
2.) This damn school loves to buttfuck their students.
3.) I got in a fight at school today.
by OXxTheKillerxXO November 10, 2017
by cameltaintbess January 28, 2016
A place where you waste 18 years of life. It is also known as torture. Its sometimes considered worse than jigsaw's games.
by Luv Einglesh November 6, 2017
Possibly the most evil way of torchering kids (even mentally disabled kids) that involves learning useless crap that won't matter when they grow up.
by Huwo mi hoy February 2, 2017