prison,hell, cage, zoo,
would you rather go to school or prison?
they're the same thing anyway
by ABadEye October 16, 2017
Get the School mug.
Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?

Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.

Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 25, 2019
Get the School mug.
School is a torture it can kill you, Mostly from stress so PLS SKIP SCHOOL
Person 1: Oh, look! It’s school. The most funnest thing in the world.!
Edgy person: School stands for torture......
Person 1: *worried*
by Alyssas pickyyy May 23, 2021
Get the School mug.
A prison where you are forced to write on retarded stuff and get annoyed by pricks. Keeps you from doing your favorite things.
1: School fucking sucks!

2: Ikr!

3 (Teacher): Detention (Solitary Confinement) for 10000 years!
by  September 2, 2022
Get the School mug.
The biggest waste of time that people use as an excuse not to hire you for a job. I’ll never use anything I learned in school in life except addition subtraction division multiplication other than that not shit if u are thinking about dropping out go for it why not
Jaimie; yo u going to school today
John; nah bruh fuck school
by Are u suicidal May 12, 2019
Get the School mug.
See hell

The prison your mom drops you off for sixteen years. Overrated in cartoons, television shows and movies. Too much homework to handle.
Younger me: oh wow, I can’t wait to go to school! I’m going to meet so many new friends!

Mom: yeah, goodbye honey!

Me, five years later: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Not the smartest person October 5, 2020
Get the School mug.