scheize

Taken from the German "Scheisse" before the removal of the dopple s from the language. Oft mistaken for a vulgar expression, this delightful word is a preposition, indicating that the following sentence will intone some form of misfortune. Normally extended by the '!', the number of these used indicating the extent of the expected misfortune.

Scheize! My brakes are broken.
Scheize!! My coaches training program is crazy
Scheize!!! My slim stunner from last night has been whisked away on the beer scooter and magically replaced with the spawn of Moby Dick and Jabba the Hut

by Easy Rider August 27, 2004

scheize

Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...

not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...

Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)

by Das Uber Soldat January 18, 2005

scheize

A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.

Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.

by Arce July 2, 2005

scheize

Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)

Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!

by shazbotus September 3, 2003

scheiz

A substitution for shit

Oh scheiz I left my book in a urinal

by FunkScworg August 18, 2005