Scare Ball

The other term for the Sun. The Scare Ball makes everything irritatingly hot, stirs up the cray with living creatures and critter humans, causes more turbulent air which shakes everyone’s snacks around on aeroplanes, does nothing good for migraines, and has freaked out past generations when it goes all eclipse-y.

The Scare Ball is hella bright today, and it’s making the local methheads even more animated. We should avoid interaction with the Scare Ball and stay inside with the blinds closed, like the higher powers intended when they created scientists who figured out window coverings.

Scare Ball by NurseDiesel May 10, 2025

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scary ball

the sun.

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.

scary ball by ephedrine July 15, 2009

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the ball scale of trippyness

It is the universal scale of how trippy something is or how many balls you are tripping. The scale goes from 1 to 18 and the units are balls

man i was trippin 12.5 balls on the ball scale of trippyness last night after dropping two of those new acid tabs

the ball scale of trippyness by broagan Lee Goerz May 12, 2008

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Scartball

Scartball is a sport invented in the late 90s in Boone, North Carolina. The Scartball in question is a Wal-Mart toy-section style fun-ball, usually found in those giant bins with shrek or barbie or something on them. Scartball is played on a tennis (scartball) court. The use of hands is not allowed, although the use of whiskey is encouraged. Games are played to 11, and you must win by 2 points.

Let's head up to the swim complex and bust out some scartball.

Scartball by Rgasm May 2, 2009