Scaldy-Face

when you shit and cum on someones face and it makes a brown mixture with lumps in it which resembles a black man/woman with blisters due to being burnt

I gave my girlfriend a Scaldy-Face last night and she looked like a sun burnt missy elliot

by y222222hello October 2, 2006

Scaldy-Faced

Inherent description of caucasian inner-city dwellers' faces (see townie), with features such as: wind-burned skin; small pissy-blue eyes; withered teeth; a vacant, drunken expression; dirt.

The scaldy-faced bastard was dry-shaving in the shop-window's reflection.

by Dr_Faulk November 1, 2005

Scaldie

An older woman who dresses like a teenage slut and makes advances at younger men

That scaldie aul one is giving me the eye

Proper scald on the one

by Maz 22 June 16, 2018