Sausage Roll

When you put your penis into someones flab rolls and thrust it back and forth.

Girl: I'm feeling horny
Boy: Fancy a sausage roll?
Girl: Are you saying I'm fat!?

by Ioannou728 April 27, 2009

Sausage Roll

When a group of males take and enjoy the effects of ecstasy (MDMA) in the absence of females.

Steve: Dave, Jim, and I took ecstasy last weekend at my house.

Jim: Damn, what a sausage roll!

by John Connolly September 19, 2006

Sausage Roll

When your girlfriend is sleepy, wrap her up in the duvet so she is trapped with her hands inside. Then get her to give you a blowjob (or put your sausage in the roll) before you'll release her

Dude! I had a great night last night, Helen let me sausage roll her, good times!

by GobbledGregg May 12, 2017

Sausage Roll

The act of leaving a penis in a girls oven (there pussy) to bake so the cum drys and goes flakey making the pastry for the sausage roll.

i left my dick in that babes pussy last night and got a bit of a sausage roll !

by Andy is cool February 20, 2011

Sausage Roll

1.(noun) a pastry filled with random crap ie. camel, horse
a.k.a sausage on the roll

Excuse me tucko lado, can I have a sausage on the roll (Sausage Roll)

by Jamawl September 25, 2005

Sausage Roll

Rhyming slang... sausage roll... the dole. i.e another name for the dole or social security payments.

"I fear this recession is so bad, I'm terribly afraid we'll end up on the sausage roll"

by Diamond Tee April 9, 2009

Sausage Roll

1: A pastry with sausage filling, usually eaten with tomato sauce.

2: A goal in Australian Rules Football.

1: "I'll have a sausage roll with sauce and a Coke."

2: "He gathers, runs, and kicks ... A SAUSAGE ROLL!!!"

by Dazorig March 24, 2003