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San Pinga
The patron saint of mischievous outings and debauchery. One usually prays to this saint in hopes of amazing parties or great sex.
San Antonio Pit Stop
Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.
San Antonio Pit Stop by Big money crayon March 14, 2019
San Diego Pipe Cleaner
This effective technique is commonly referred to as "two in the pink, tongue in the stink". While inserting two fingers into a woman's vagina, the partner penetrates the woman's anus with his tongue. The partner's other hand manually massages the woman's clitoris and the combination brings her to a life-changing orgasm.
San Diego Pipe Cleaner by grovemeister January 7, 2009
San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe
A term used to describe when bestiality is performed on a stray dog that has some kind of anal disease that makes things all the more stickier. Normally, this occurs on the streets of San Francisco when a homeless man encounters a dog and is bored.
San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe by JakeTheKiffer September 11, 2011
San Franciscan Pileup
The act of two males masturbating with one another and ejaculating at the same exact time. The result is the ejaculated sperm colliding with one another.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
This should not be confused with a "San Franciscan Kiss", which is similar, but one male ejaculates into the urethra of another man during or before the other male's orgasm.
"Man, did you see Jack & Terry's room?"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"
"Yeah. It looked like a pulled a San Franciscan Pileup on the place!"
San Franciscan Pileup by I'm not giving you my name D:< March 22, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.