Samuel Jackson AKA SAMUEL MUTHA FUCKIN JACKSON Starred in Mutha Fuckin Snakes On A mutha FUCKIN PLANE!!!!!!
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It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.
MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.
MMMMM MMMM BITCH!
Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...
Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...
Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
by wOOtsauce September 01, 2005
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1. One who takes after that of the "black Jesus."
2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.
2. The only African American male to be compared to Chuck Norris.
3. Beauty in the form of badass.
4. Often seen as the pinnacle of african strength and power.
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