Samara is the most beautiful girl you will ever see or meet. She is funny, creative, outgoing, and definitely most of all caring. Your life would be nonsense if you do not have a girl named Samara in your life. She is also very good at giving advice to people.
Samara is the best.
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1. adj. (a) occurring or done before the usual or proper time; too early. (b) too hasty.
2. v. adj. & n. - v. (1) tr. use to no purpose or for inadequate result or extravagantly. (2) Fail to use (esp. an opportunity).
3. adj. (of a person, attitude etc) aggressively assertive or presumtuous; over-bearing.
4. n. (a) the condition of being wrong in conduct or judgment, (b) a wrong opinion or judgment, (c) the amount by which something is incorrect or inaccurate in a calculation or measurement.
5. n. A contemptable or ineffectual person.

When all the component definitions are considered, "Samaras" becomes a very effective insult to be used in a variety of ways, conveying distaste with a person or their actions. Originating from footballer Giorgios Samaras' unfailing abilty to bring mockery and ridicule upon himself through arrogance, waste, and self-absorption.
"You Samaras of a man" - use when you witness someone who has made an arse of themselves, in a variety of situations, not neccessarily football related. They may have, perhaps, leapt from their chair to celebrate an event that immediately becomes clear has not actually occurred.

"You've Samarased that mate" - use when someone has made any kind of error- eg, spilling an entire pint on themselves, or falling on their face - breaking their own nose, while returning from the disco.

"You've made a Samaras of yourself there" - Samaras simply substitutes for many pejoratives, such as "twat", "arse", "tool", "wanker", "tube", "fuckwit", "silly-billy", etc.
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Once a sweet little girl with psychic powers beyond her control who never intended to hurt anyone, but her mistreatment at the hands of her parents, especially her father, led her to become an angry person over her life. Then she was shoved down the well, and tried desperately to escape. She never escaped and died. Naturally, she was enraged at her awful mistreatment, so she decided to lash out at everyone.
Samara created the curse video to make sure that she is heard by everybody. If they don't pass on her story, they die at the hands of a blind-with-rage Samara who scares them to death.
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Samara is a strong beautiful girl, with short hair that's a little below her shoulders. She cares about her friends as much as she cares about herself and more. She won't hesitate in responding to you as fast as she can. She is a hard worker who loves everything and everyone. She is supreme, definition of supreme: "of high rank and quality to the most extreme and great. Lastly, a samara knows how to care and keep you safe. Simply because she's, Samara.
Thank you, Samara.
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Samara is quite small but hates being called small. She is more like Mini-size and is very strong. She will often be randomly eating a biscuit in the middle of drama. She hates to be left out and likes people to know she is real and alive and exists. She is the best best best best best best best friend and can help you out easily.
Friend 1: Why is he on the floor...?
Friend 2: Samara happened -_-

Friend 1: lolllll
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The most beautiful girl. PERIOD. She is funny, caring, sweet, and lil bit dirty-minded (just a lil bit). One of the best friends you will ever have.
Samara, your a good friend!
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Oh my days! A wild samara! Don't get to close kids it will strangle you with its greasy weav
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