Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

Sam Parsons by Denby JT October 23, 2012

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Sam Parsons

Kid who likes Naruto and is addicted 24/7

Sam Parsons: hey want to see Naruto thing
Me: what is that

Sam Parsons by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

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Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

Sam Parsons by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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