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Sam Houston Institute of Technology 

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."
Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"

Sam Houston State University 

1.Where people who didn't get into REAL schools, but like the idea of attending a four year university to get their degree in parole officing go.

2.Where self-sabotaging people go to ensure they fail in life.
I got a 1310 on my SAT and was therefore automatically accepted into every state school in Texas, but I hate myself and wish to piss my life away, so instead I'll go to Sam.

Arch manning standing on business against Sam Houston

When you celebrate something really small and minimal. Form of sarcasm.
Nora made a C on her essay!!! Yesss it’s like Arch Manning Standing on Business Against Sam Houston!!