SalvTom 

1. n., Any whiney, emoesque boy who is under the illusion of being what others term as "badass." Frequently cross-dresses, despite stating he is against the idea. Has no idea what love is, and will never find out due to his self-centeredness. Obsessed with Misery.
2. n., An abusive user; narcissist asshole who uses his daughter as a shield
3. adj., emoesque; very annoying; rather deserving of death
4. interj., To forget what one was going to say.

1. He looked in the mirror at himself, robed in horrid red plaid, and wept like a SalvTom because he wanted someone to feel sorry for him.
2. Verb left Salvtom because he hit him... more than once.
3. "You're such a freaking SalvTom. >.> SHUT UP."
4. "And then, thenthenthen-- Ohhh, SALVTOM."

SalvTom by 70\/312 July 24, 2010

saltomaphobia 

The fear of tomato products, mostly ketchup. Includes a person freaking out from the sight, smell, sound and talk about it.

Anne has saltomaphobia so bad that when ketchup gets on her skin she has to rub the area with a napkin until it nearly bleeds.

saltomaphobia by T-Bomb Prime May 27, 2009