Salty Walrus

When your getting a little butthurt, usually over nothing

Kirk, why are you always such a salty walrus? It was a joke! -Maddie

by TheWhaleHimself January 04, 2019

Salty Walrus

A sweaty butthole.

Can I tongue punch your salty walrus? (Said Nick to Ben)

by Wyo307SistaKissa November 21, 2016

salty walrus

When you cum in someone's nostril and he or she snorts it in.

Person: "What the hell?"
You: "Ha ha, salty walrus!"

by daniel July 23, 2004

Salty-Walrus

1.A large sweaty bitch who rides a motorcycle.
2.A hairy man who likes to get on the rides at carnivals that are intended for young children.
3.A walrus that is covered in salt in its solid form.

Your mother is a salty-walrus.
Get away from him Lucas, he's a salty-walrus.
Oh shit, that is one salty-walrus

by Daviddivad May 21, 2008