Salty Jack 

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

Salty Jack by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

Sally and Jack 

The cutest couple there could ever be. These two names are very compatible and are meant to be with one another. There relationship cannot be denied and should never be taken apart. They make each other happy and although one may try to hide how much he/she loves the other, deep down inside the person know the truth. Sally and Jack should always be together.

There as cute as a sally and jack

Sally and Jack by Sally Rameer November 14, 2011

sally jackson 

The most wonderful type of mother you will ever see.
Goddess of blue food and mother to heroes. Completely badass.

Proof that the most wonderful people have the most rotten luck.

Demigod #1: Did you just see the Seven with Nico and Reyna!!
Demigod #2: Yeah I did. Where do you think they were going?
Demigod #3: I heard to Sally Jackson's for some blue cookies
Demigod #1 & #2:Damn lucky

sally jackson by Potere_Regina_RaRa April 24, 2019

sally jackson 

hot as fuck. mother of percy jackson. literally had poseidon simping, and gay awakenings.

demigod: oh my gods, those blue cookies made by sally jackson are amazing
percy: thank you?

sally jackson by argone July 14, 2024