Salty Jack

When a man dips his sweaty sack into a cup of salt, making sure the salt sticks, then proceeds to slap his unwitting victim in the open eyes with his sack, causing large amounts of pain to the victim.

Guy 1: "Dude, your eyes are extremely red!"

Guy 2: "Yeah, my brother gave me the Salty Jack last night 'cus i ate his last cookie."

Guy 1: "Ouch."

by Lawlwut? February 11, 2010

Sally and Jack

The cutest couple there could ever be. These two names are very compatible and are meant to be with one another. There relationship cannot be denied and should never be taken apart. They make each other happy and although one may try to hide how much he/she loves the other, deep down inside the person know the truth. Sally and Jack should always be together.

There as cute as a sally and jack

by Sally Rameer November 14, 2011

sally jackson

The most wonderful type of mother you will ever see.
Goddess of blue food and mother to heroes. Completely badass.

Proof that the most wonderful people have the most rotten luck.

Demigod #1: Did you just see the Seven with Nico and Reyna!!
Demigod #2: Yeah I did. Where do you think they were going?
Demigod #3: I heard to Sally Jackson's for some blue cookies
Demigod #1 & #2:Damn lucky

by Potere_Regina_RaRa April 24, 2019

sally jackson

hot as fuck. mother of percy jackson. literally had poseidon simping, and gay awakenings.

demigod: oh my gods, those blue cookies made by sally jackson are amazing
percy: thank you?

by argone July 14, 2024