A tongue-in-cheek “religion” followed by proud natives of Shrewsbury, in Shropshire (a.k.a. Salop), built on sacred hills, strong tea,
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Practitioners worship the rolling
countryside, make pilgrimages to Shrewsbury, and regard the Montgomerys Tower as a holy summit.
Core beliefs include
defending Shropshire against slander from neighbouring counties, revering market towns as spiritual hubs, and insisting that life is simply better “back home.”