sweaty teddy 

Ted Nugent, after being all sweaty!

Brendizzle: Alex, did you like the Ted Nugent Concert?
Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.

sweaty teddy by Spyderguy September 14, 2007

sweaty teddy 

After a night of unsatisfying sex, the guy blows his load onto his bare chest. The girl then rolls over and gives him a hug. Assuming the guy is just very hot, the girl may or may not say "wow, you're really sweaty".

"dude that girl could not get me off to save her life, so i ended up giving her a sweaty teddy."

sweaty teddy by it really happened January 7, 2008

Sweaty teddy 

When screwing your girlfriend an she asks for stranglehold (choke her ) before she's ready to cum

Hey joe last nite as I was screwing my girl she begged for a SWEATY TEDDY so I choked that bitch as she was ready to cum !!

Sweaty teddy by Louis the pool guy June 9, 2013

Sweaty Teddy 

Used to describe a person who's appearance is unpopular and has problems with sweating when stressed.

when it comes to sex, your such a sweaty teddy.

Sweaty Teddy by sagacity November 27, 2007