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stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.
I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.
by flowerboyy February 2, 2018
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stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.
If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!
by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
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stick my dick in a midget

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"
by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021
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don't stick your dick in my back

Doing something unsolicited and extremely unwelcome to another. Additionally, wise advice that every heterosexual male in a committed relationship should heed. Also abbreviated as dsydimb.

This phrase arises from the bewildering and hostility-invoking belief that a girl will get turned on and want to have sex if her partner sticks his erect dick in her back while she is trying to sleep. For unknown reasons, all heterosexual males engage in this behavior with their significant other and seem not to notice or ever learn that foreplay or some other less aggravating tactic would actually be far more effective.
Example:
YourMom: Hey, I signed you up as a counselor at Carol's kid's churchcamp this summer.
Lil Lis: Don't stick your dick in my back, man.

Next example:
Guy: Wake up Jane, I want to have sex.
Gal: Don't stick your dick in my back. Now I just want to kill you.
by thundersnow December 12, 2010
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stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
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Butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.

An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
by obamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 1, 2009
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