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Ssauga Mans 

A person or people from Mississauga. Ssauga mans can usually be seen wearing a lot of Roots clothing. Ssauga Mans usually stay home during the winter, much like hibernation, but frequent clubs and weed parties during the summer. Ssauga Mans love the parking lot, some call it their second home. Do not get Ssauga Mans confused with Toronto mans or Brampton boys. Ssauga mans live and die by the ssauga.
Drake: Hey where u from?
Ali: I'm from Ssauga Mans
Drake: Respect dem nem men down there, a whole batch of Toronto hood mans

Ali: No, Im from Ssauga Mans, don't get it confused i love Roots.
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A short form for Mississauga. A city in the GTA.
u wanna go shopping in ssauga? i hear there's a sale in square one.
ssauga by hellolittlechildren June 14, 2011
The perfect unpaid therapist, unusual spelling but a genuine and all round amazing person. Anybody is lucky to have her as a best friend. She has the most stunning eyes and is sassy to a whole new level
Wow Ssaumya was a hoot at that party
Ssaumya by Bogwelch April 13, 2019

Z-ssaulted 

The act of being verbally assaulted by a member of generation Z (or tweener) for improper, outdated or canceled verbage.
I was z-ssaulted last night for using the word bitch even though I am one.

e-ssault™ 

The electronic attack, onslaught, scourge or viral-19 accomplished through any on-line media. e-mail. e-lan. e-spouse™. e-strangement. e-book. and e-commerce. E-ccentric or con-centric. Legal, Paralleagle™, single e-agle or totally e-legal.
Bob often worried his critical political blogging would draw unwanted attention and perhaps even add e-ssault™ to injury. Little did "they" know it was impossible to e-ssault™ him after 3 years in the court systems. He had e-law©️ on his side now.