When a person bends over and another person comes behind them and shocks them with surprize anal sex.
I just got sneaky weaseled trying to tie my shoe.
by buttnut Rodriguez September 3, 2013
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#1: To fool someone.

#2: To pull the "wool over someones eyes"

#3: To be sneaky under-handedly
Chad: Hey Todd, don't forget we need to leave early
because we still need to pick Ryan up for that
Nirvana Documentary downtown.

Todd: Oh shit, i almost forgot.

(AFTER GETTING TO RYANS HOUSE)

Todd: Dude, i just went to Ryans house and his
parents said he just left and he isn't answering his cell phone.

Chad: That bastard pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us
and took off.

by Todd Lee November 3, 2005
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A person or creature who engages in the art of deception.
Joe: Yo, Todd. . . that guy stole my foot powder. And now my feet are stinkin!

Todd: Aw, shit man. Yeah, that Ray is a sneaky weasel. Can I rub yo feet anyway? Mmmm... let me lick that shit. Oh yeah, mmmmmmm, I wanna rub them stinky feet on my face all night long.
by Bunny Brown October 27, 2005
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1. The act of being skeaky to fool someone.

2. To pull the "wool over someones eyes" in a sneaky way.
Todd: Hey Chad, we gotta leave early because we still need to pick Ryan up for the Nirvana documentary at the movie theatre.

Chad: Dude, i just called ryan and he didn't answer his cell phone and when i went to his house, the lights were out and he wasn't there, and his father said he left a few minutes ago, that son of a bitch pulled a SNEAKY WEASEL on us.
by Todd Lee October 28, 2005
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A Mythical Creature, dedicated to Party Karate. It is able to drink copious amounts of Tequila, without a hint of fear. It can sneak around town without being captured by the feds. Not to be mistaken for it’s timid spineless cousin the typical Sneaky Weasel.
That Sneaky Phuckin Weasel really rocked the party last night... I have no idea how he weaseled his way from the Feds!!!!
by Sneaky Phuckin Weasel March 1, 2010
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Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.
Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”
by Mr.Gofukurself January 26, 2019
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