SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
by Bridget Soden April 09, 2008
SMP – social media prayer: Photographing your dinner and sending via text message to your friends and family before touching your food.
A server comes to check on your table, but stops because she sees all your heads bent over for grace… until she notices the glow from your mobile devices and realizes that your actually participating in SMP - social media prayer.
by Bridget Soden April 09, 2008
by Dandomando July 30, 2021
by someone_child June 02, 2022
Harry: Hey! Did you see the new video on the Aster SMP YouTube channel?
Patricia: YES IT WAS AMAZING!
Patricia: YES IT WAS AMAZING!
by someone_child June 02, 2022
a very cancerous discord server ran by some big shot twitter artist, well known for very outlandish and edgy humor. it is also home to one of the worst fucking GIF of all time.
Person 1: "Hey did you see that gif of crazy-dave's ass twerking?"
Person 2: "In the balls SMP discord server? Yeah, it's disgusting, you can literally see his balls."
Person 2: "In the balls SMP discord server? Yeah, it's disgusting, you can literally see his balls."
by MLIATwist December 29, 2021
The Kool Kidz SMP is a private minecraft roleplay server. The server includes Dodgethearrow9, Dawnpheonix87, Tasselis, NotKaylee17, Angeliccutee, HahaClown, Momonono, JustJade333, and ChoochieMann1. The main story is set around a kingdom called The Lands Of Komodo which is ruled by Tasselis who was crowned King for slaying the dragon.
Kaylee is the villain of the story. She is actually Tasselis’s sister but they have an everlasting feud between themselves due to betrayal and dishonesty. Kaylee plans to kill Tasselis to take back the land that was “supposed to be hers”.
Kaylee is the villain of the story. She is actually Tasselis’s sister but they have an everlasting feud between themselves due to betrayal and dishonesty. Kaylee plans to kill Tasselis to take back the land that was “supposed to be hers”.
Person 1: “Have you heard of the Kool Kidz SMP?”
Person 2: “No”
Person 1: “It’s a really cool server but sadly it’s private and you have to be on a special discord to see the story.”
Person 2: “No”
Person 1: “It’s a really cool server but sadly it’s private and you have to be on a special discord to see the story.”
by TheOfficialMinecraftSMP’s June 09, 2021