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Sarah's Smash Shack

A shop in downtown San Diego, CA, where people go to break stuff. You buy it, you break it. That's the idea. Come in. Break stuff. Smile. The first and original store of this kind in The United States.
Alisha: "My boss is a total jerk. I need to go to Sarah's Smash Shack, write his name on a plate & destroy it! That way, I can go in tomorrow, smile at him, and continue to pretend that I like working for him."

Amanda: "Oh my god! I went there last week with my boyfriend, and we wrote our ex's names on shit, and smashed the hell out of them. Then we totally made out!"

Smash Pasty's 

A euphamism, mainly used in the South West of England to indicate the physical act of love making.
To make love; To smash pasty's.

"I smashed her pasty. Looked like a punched lasagne afterwards"
"I took 'im 'ome an aftur drinkin Frosty Jacks an watchin Countdewn we smashed pasty's"
Smash Pasty's by Caenfayre September 25, 2017

Fasho Smasho 

A girl (or guy) that you would with 100% certainty have sex with.
Sundi: I didn't get a look, was she hot?
Reesh: Fasho smasho.
Fasho Smasho by SPARTANGLORY December 8, 2009

super smash sex 

Me and that chick started having super smash sex after playing Super Smash Bros together.
super smash sex by Jeff!!! March 6, 2008

smash stains 

Excessive sweating in armpit area due to playing excessive amounts of nintendo 64 smash bros.
I got douched off the edge 4 times and all my kills got stolen causing me to have massive smash stains
smash stains by brian poutlaw March 6, 2008

Chinese Log Smash Surprise 

When one finally drops a quality hot and steamy log that hangs from ass to toilet water after extreme constipation and does not realize that it has not detached from the anal cavity, causing him/her to proceed with the wiping process, and violently "smash" through the log. It is called a "surprise" because the victim usually responds with "HOLY SHIT!" or "MY BUNG HOLE!" or "DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF!"
1. "I was walking past the bathroom while my brother was taking a shit and I heard the beginning poot but did not here the ending splash that usually follows. I realized what was happening and immediately yelled 'DICK, WAIT!....but it was too late..he had experienced his first Chinese Log Smash Surprise."

2. "After 3 weeks of being constipated I had taken my glory dump, not knowing that the magnificent log had not detached. As I went to wipe (from front to back) I had my 5th Chinese Log Smash Surprise this month!"

3. "After his Chinese Log Smash Surprise, Jim's hand never recovered..."