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Slapped in the Face with a Turd 

A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag teamed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.

Slapped in the sack.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

slapped in the boobies

Being dissed to no end, and not coming up with a comeback.
Dude 1: "This hot dog smells like your moms vag"
Dude 2: "UHHHHHHH"
Dude 3: "You were just slapped in the boobies"

Slipped in the oil 

Slipped in the oil A phrase from North California that describes a situation where an individual due to not paying attention or feeling carefree, is caught off-guard and ultimately takes a loss.
I felt my pocket after I got off the bus and man's weed and money was gone, I really slipped in the oil.

accidentally slipped in 

what happens to a guy when he is drunk and hanging out with a girl he likes and she likes him too and they have sex. the term is usually used to explain his innocence in the situation and therefore make him unresponsible for his actions.
what can i say, i was hanging out with X last night and it was late, one thing led to another and i accidentally slipped in- baby it didnt mean anything to me, really!

slipped in the elbow grease 

to accidentally break or damage beyond repair an expensive or inexpensive item while engaged in violent pounding of the pussy (thus explaining the work ethic).
Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.

Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.

Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.

Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!

Homie 1: I'm sayin though.