shmammered

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

by David July 07, 2004

shmammered

A cross between being shit faced and hammered.

Dude I was so shmammered last night I passed out in my driveway.

by DeathtoJimmyCarter May 11, 2006

shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

by tywithawhy December 08, 2008

shmammer

A mixing of the words smashed and hammered. It describes a situation when you are too drunk for words.

I got totally shmammered at that party last weekend!

by Verius December 16, 2010

Shmammered

The mix of being completely shit-faced and hammered in the same moment.

I was so shmammered last night everyone around me was fubar so I could not recognize anyone. Shmammered

by William Bradford II September 04, 2009

Shmammered

To become incredibly intoxicated due to the over consumption of alcohol; a combination of smashed and hammered

Those 15 shots of vodka got me completely shmammered last night.

by Hucked88 February 13, 2008

Shmammered

When you get so DRUNK your SHITFACED and HAMMERED, meaning that you my friend are SHMAMMERED.

I woke the up next to a fat chick, thats when i realized i got shmammered last night.

by Douche McClasiter May 19, 2006