shitty fuck

1. When someone rubs their ass-crack up and down a guy's boner. Similar to a titty fuck, except using the ass. Not to be confused with anal sex.

2. Poor quality sexual intercourse.

1. I wouldn't mind a shitty fuck from J-Lo while I sit in this chair.

2. That was a shitty fuck I had with Jessica in the changeroom, because she was tired and uninterested (I was the 3rd guy she banged today), and some creep was peaking at us.

by Bango Bett September 21, 2005

Shitty Fuck

Shitty fuck is a phrase you say when something bad and sudden happens.

Mom: The dentist told me that you have 10 cavities and they all have to be drilled without any pain killers.

Me: Oh Shitty fuck!

by CEO of pain killers February 29, 2020

shitty fuck

1.) An alcoholic beverage made using cheap vodka, immitation Kaluha, and milk.

We didn't have enough money to make white russians, so we just drank shitty fucks all night.

by WoweeWoweeWowee October 14, 2006

Shitty fuck

When you are banging a hoe and you feel a dangerous fart approaching. You pin her down and shit on her chest then proceed to fucking the shit cover titties.

Man I ate chili last night and I felt a terd. So I shitty fucked her and she didn’t even have baby wipes.

by CaptainThadious February 11, 2022

shitty fuck ass

The best swear word ever, made up spontaneously by my friend, alias Carla Buchman.

I had a fifty dollar bill, but it must have fallen through the hole in my pocket... shitty fuck ass!

by Evelynne Wicker May 3, 2004

shitty shitty fuck fuck

a phrase for use at shows on mic checks.

Testing Testing...shitty shitty fuck fuck...yea it works

by jeanette and amanda August 12, 2004

shitty shitty fuck fuck

A 'rage' reference referring to the movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" With the lil' fuckin' balloon or whatever.

1:Omg! My mom rented Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

2:You FUCKING NERD OMG MY MOM RENTED SHITTY SHITTY FUCK FUCK WOW IM SO COOL

1: ):

by l0lwut January 15, 2009