shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 04, 2006

shit a brick

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”

When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.

by Said February 05, 2003

shit a brick

Term used to describe a situation where someone became so overcome with a feeling that they not only lost control of their bowels, they did so on a magnificant scale and let a square unit drop down. See brick it.

He thought it was funny, so I put an AK in his face and he shit a brick.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

shitting a brick

the state of being extreamly pissed off.

dave was shitting a brick when he found his wife screwing on the washer with the milkman.

by natas666 October 11, 2006

Shit a brick

A term used to express a state of anger or rage. Usually used in post-conflict chatter. To shit a brick would be insanely painful, hence the pain portrayed in the word.

Dude. My girl caught me playing video games instead of feeding the baby for the 4th time! She almost shit a brick on me.

by MyBigTit February 22, 2011

shit a brick

An expression of surprise or exasperation

You did what?! Shit a Brick, mate.

by toona November 06, 2003

shit no bricks

An exhortation to be calm and take things in stride - akin to "get a grip" or "chill".

Well, the Republicans won the Presidency again, but shit no bricks, my fellow Americans, Socialism is on its way.

by dexter sinister November 28, 2013